Hello
My Name is Oscar.
I am an Octopus.
An octopus is described as either a bottom-living cephalopod having a soft oval body with eight long tentacles or as a eight-armed cephalopod lacking an internal shell.
I am a travelling octopus and I like to go to new and exciting places. I also love my keeper, Jo.
There is, however, a problem.
Jo is not a great traveller and while I love her, I don't love sitting at her desk in the city of London very much. Its especially boring at the weekends when I have no one to talk to. I am very grateful, therefore, to all of Jo's friends for taking me on their travels and letting me see the sights, sounds and breathing the fresh air in different parts of the world.
I'm setting this blog up to tell everyone about my travels, collect interesting ideas for future travels and perhaps, if you are a lady travelling octopus, you might like to tell me a bit more about yourself.
Anyway, thats enough about me and why Im here. Now its time to start telling you all about the wonderful places Ive been to.
Your friend,
Oscar
posted by Wandering Oscar at 3:25 pm
2 Comments:
Hello Oscar,
I like your blog. I don't know any female octopii but whan I do come across one, I'll let you know.
Where else have you been apart from Spain?
Hello Jerry. Ive been to loads of places, but Spain mostly. I like it in Spain. They eat my enemies, the squids. You'll have to check back from time to time to see where else I get to go to.
Thankyou for looking out for my lovelife as well. If you need to tell any lady octopii about me, you can say that my human friends think im really great at something called snogging.
Bye.
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